Secret Plans

i wrote a chat app

My plans to conquer the world are too advanced for you to understand but if you would like I can explain them. First start a war between your mom and stacy's mom. Then take my robot army and third party them while they are too weak. mua ha ha *sneeze* ha!

Secret Recipe

My plans for spicy Mac 'n' cheese is also to advanced for you to understand but i will tell you it anyway. First make some normal Mac and cheese but before you add the milk add an entire carolina reaper pepper to the pot then do everything else.

secret your mom jokes

My secret your mom jokes:
Your mom is a penguin
your mom is a pangolin
your mom is a peacock
your mom is a pelican